nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

newcrystalcitysteel:

copequinn:

  • people who are gay can be assholes
  • people with eating disorders can be assholes
  • people with mental disorders can be assholes
  • people who self harm can be assholes
  • people who are disabled can be assholes
  • people who have diseases can be assholes

do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

id like to take a moment to thank our lord and savior for this post

(Source: cutielife)

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

anthongie:

matching icons for you and your friends

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: zootedboy)

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

suckmygock:

tylerchokely:

umq:

oh.

ive watched this over 100 times today and i dont plan to stop

dead.

(Source: joel)

endegame:

Put coconut oil in your hair, exercise, take hot showers, massage lotion into your skin, eat food that makes you feel good, stretch, lay around in bed, and listen music that makes you feel happy. Just do you.

(Source: kuttymolle)

outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)
outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)
outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)
outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)
outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)
outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)
outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)
outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)
outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)
outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)

outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)

worthxwhile:

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

and final exams