Schwifty (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ

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vworpstageleft:
“ kragehund:
“ appendingfic:
“ noctumsolis:
“Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?
”
I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes
”
if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme,...

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charlesoberonn:
charlesoberonn:
charlesoberonn:
charlesoberonn:
charlesoberonn:
The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel
10 times as many Londons as England
30 times as many Parises as France
World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.
I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.
New York ran out of names to take so they just started taking other states

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the-last-writer:

toshio:

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6hundredcubiccentimeters:

everythingfox:
(via)
Keep liking my posts and we gon end up like this

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sergle:

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

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imgoingtogobacktheresomeday:

lilragekitten:
fail-boat:
During tonight’s volunteer shift, I had to keep six kittens in a box while a team mate cleaned their cage. (Their mom/foster mom was taking a break from them and just chilling)
The experience was… challenging. 😂
All the squeaky babies~~!!!
The most gentle version of whack a mole you will ever play

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cadenceofhyrule:

Me in 2006:
Me in 2020:

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